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Oh_hi_doggi3 #4 The Way Back (2020)
2020.03.10 22:06 Oh_hi_doggi3Oh_hi_doggi3 #4 The Way Back (2020)
Start Date; January 3rd, 2020
Release Date; March 6th, 2020
Watch Date; March 7th, 2020
The Way Back
A widowed, former basketball all-star lost family foundation in a struggle with addiction and attempts to comeback by becoming the coach of a disparate, ethnically mixed high school basketball team at his alma mater. Director Gavin O'Connor (Miracle, The Accountant, Warrior...)
IMDb - 7.3/10
Rotten Tomatoes - 85%
Metacrtic - 68
First things first, I have no idea why it says he's widowed in the description, this is the one google provides that I use every time I post a review (which has only been three times so far). He is in the process of being divorced, he's separated from his wife, that's it. When I finished this movie the first thing I thought was, 'This movie shouldn't be called 'The Way Back'. It should be called 'Jennifer Garner Please Take Me Back'. Sorry for the lame joke but that's how I honestly felt after this film, Ben Affleck struggles with alcoholism, is fat and lazy, used to be king of the world, had a hot wife (depending on your feelings on Garner that adjective can be changed), and is now taking it all back and learning how to be a real person again. Except for this one add in a dead kid! One thing this sub should know about me is I cannot stand sports movies, I don't like sports in real life either. I don't like Miracle or Rudy or Remember the Giants or anything similar to that nature. The closest to a sports movie I can watch is something like I, Tonya or Bring It On. So for me to actually enjoy a movie where I have to learn about sports with it, this is a rare film for me to like. And I really did enjoy it. I find most sports movies are very paint-by-numbers character redemption films. You have;
The trouble at the beginning
Ben Affleck is an alcoholic loser in construction he used to be a star player for the Catholic high school basketball team he's going to coach
You start to get it together
They play okay with a bit of coaching that they listen to but mainly play by their own rules
This is also the comedy area where you get the funny montages
You have people beating down your neck that you're doing it wrong or you won't win
There's the slimey fucking Algebra teacher who warns Ben about his alcohol use
and the fat priest who warns Ben about swearing
The quiet kid becomes team leader because he's shockingly the most talented
The loud, boysterous player was kicked off the team and the quiet kid (who Ben sees himself in so they bond) is made captain
Team obviously does better with this kid as captain
Of course loud kid comes back after learning his lesson to be respectful
They win the playoffs
They had a rule about the fat kid not dancing so he gets to dance once they win
You hit your peak
The "ex" wife of Ben is talking to him more
he's not drinking
his life is getting better because of these kids
Something happens to the main character that crushes the previous high you just felt
So many things go wrong for poor Benny boy here it's kinda sad and also a bit of overkill
So his friend's (who he and his wife met at the cancer ward with their kid who is dead) kid dies triggering Ben's PTSD which makes him drink
He drinks a lot
Shows up at practice late, hungover, and has alcohol on him
LOSES the coaching job because of that algebra snakey bitch
DRINKS MORE breaks into someone's house and pees and their toilet because OF COURSE, he falls down a bunch of stairs and just ends up super fucked up
It seems like it's a total loss, at the last minute it all works out
Ben goes to rehab after being fucked up and learns to take care of his issues between his dead son, his drinking, his family, and losing his job.
Obviously Ben can't coach the kids but they vow to win this for him
Then there are two distinct endings
Ending 1 - the team wins and it's a quick wrap up.
Ending 2 - the team loses but learns a powerful lesson from it. And sometimes there is a Uno Reverse card in there and they win on a technicality after they think they lost proceed to ending 1 to find out how it ends.
This movie kind of combines the two endings and also leaves it ambiguous, so Ben is no longer the coach for the team. I don't remember if I mentioned but it's a Catholic school that Ben used to go to but they have strict "moral" guidelines they have to follow. So nerdy algebra guy takes over as coach when in the beginning he was just an assistant coach with no knowledge of the game, which he still is. He reminds me of Mr. Frond from Bob's Burgers but with a mustache. Fuck this guy. Anyway, Ben works on getting better and is seen shooting hoops while in a voice over the commentators of the game are talking about how they haven't seen such a good team since Ben was at the school and basically allude to the point that the team is winning thanks to Ben Affleck as a coach and fades out slowly. My problems with this movie. Some of the camera work They did that weird zoom that reality shows often do and the camera is shaking a bit, and it does this almost randomly. Steadicam through 80% of the shot then BOOM zoom in on face and shake. It really pulled me out of the film. Also, although not camera work technically, there was a dark fade once the team won the play offs that made it see like that was the end of the movie. The movie is only 1 hr 49 mins, it's not that long but it somehow made the movie drag. There was no need to add theDEAD KID Ben Affleck had enough shit wrong with him and instead of focusing on the relationship with his wife they focused on that. This is basically a joke of a complaint but having a Ben Affleck movie not set in the New England area through me off at first because I was trying to figure out why he wasn't talking like a caricature of New England. It had it's issues but it was a very rare sports movie I truly enjoyed, it felt like a trip back into the 90's when these films were all the rage. I hope Ben Affleck makes a career return, maybe team up with Matt Damon again and make something amazing together. 9/10
2019.10.14 05:36 xWinterPRFamily Guy Script - "Family Gay"
Family Guy Script for episode "Family Gay" Now, remember, don't touch this money until you get to the grocery store. Then buy one can of beans and come straight home. Do you understand? Lois, I'm a guy you can trust with a task. I'm the one who almost conquered the dragon's layer. Ah! "Dragon's Layer" Peter, where have you been? You left for the market six hours ago. - Did you get the beans? - I got something better. You know how you always wanted a real diamond engagement ring? Oh, my God. That's right. I bought a horse. You bought a horse? Why the hell did? I didn't give you that much money. That's what I thought, Lois. Sold to the gentleman from Quahog, Rhode Island. Congratulations, sir. What brings you down here to Louisville? I don't know. Peter, there's something off about that horse. You have an eye for animals. This horse is retarded. That's why I got it so cheap. I don't think it's wise to have a retarded horse as a house pet. Shut up. You don't know nothing about anything. Whatever, Peter. Fine, keep the horse. Good, this family works much better when we're unified. You'll see, this horse will be a fine addition to our family. I don't want him to feel self-conscious. Everybody, pee. - Peter, we - Everybody, pee now. We're an unusual family. - Peter, the horse is here. - Oh, yeah. It's so creepy, the way it just stares like that. Why doesn't it do something? He's retarded, Lois. You should understand. You're married to a retarded man. Eh? You're married to a retarded man. Ew! Ew! Ew! What is it? Brian, is Paul Sorvino standing behind me? Hey, you want a sugar cube, horsy? Oh, God, Brian, don't. Ugh! Ew! Ew! Ew! What made you come around, Lois? I love you so much. I love you so much, Lois. I love you too, Peter. Take Maple Drive, otherwise we won't make the movie on time. All right. Uh-oh. What is it? The horse is right behind the car. Peter, that thing is just creepy. Hey. Scat, scat. Go on, you. We're go We're going to see a movie. All right, I'm gonna try something else. No, no, no! Oh, that's got all my stink of the day in it. That's nasty. Why are there so many bottles of milk in the refrigerator? Thanks for reminding me. Some of the milk in the fridge is not milk it's horse sperm. I'm a horse breeder now. No one's gonna wanna breed with that horse. After tomorrow, they will. I'm gonna enter him in the derby and he's gonna win. I just know it. I got a sixth sense about this things. Remember when I predicted the ending to Wild Hogs? This movie's gonna suck. Hey there, little fella. I'm 48. This whole place is a giant mindfuck. I've never been in the owner's box. We are gonna get a great view from up here. This is gonna be a great race. Hey, wha? What are you doing? Get down there. - Where's your midget? - Sorry, boss. Had to pee. Come on, you. Guess he's got a small bladder. A little tiny guy. Gotta go all the time. Even though he's gotta race, he couldn't hold it. And they're off. - Go, horsy, go. God, it even runs like it's messed up in the head. Is there a reason all the horses are named after cancelled Fox shows? Kitchen Confidential, The Wedding Bells followed by Happy Hour, The War at Home, Drive followed by The Winner, Life on a Stick, The Loop followed by Head Cases, Standoff, Vanished followed by Free Ride, Method & Red, Tru Calling followed by Quintuplets, Stacked, Justice North Shore, Back to You. And bringing up the rear but still in the race is 'Til Death. - You named your horse "'Til Death"? - You know why? Because I'm gonna take this horse and shove it down America's throat. What's this? 'Til Death has taken a right turn and is heading into the stands. I could describe the horror I am witnessing but it is so ugly and heartrending that I cannot bring myself to do so. Although I do possess the necessary descriptive powers. Well, at least the horse ran past the class of deaf second graders. Oh, no, dear God, he's going back! Oh, I know you can't hear any screams, but I assure they are signing frantically just as fast as their fingers can shape the phonemes necessary to convey dread and terror. Wait. Hold the phone, he's going back toward the track. Fellas, this race ain't over yet. Oh, my baby's dead! It's over. One hundred thousand dollars' worth of damage all thanks to that stupid horse. Can we not talk about the horse, please? It's gone. It suffered a heart attack from the excitement, and I disposed of it properly. Oh, boy. I miss the old days when it was just a flaming bag of poop and a hurtful note. I have no idea how the hell we're gonna pay for this. Well, I'll just have to get a second job or something. Hand me the classifieds. Hey, Lois, look at this. "Subject wanted for medical " - What's that? - "Experiments. " Exparagus. Experiments. Experiments. Right. And it says they'll pay handsomely. This is perfect. I won't have to take that job as Matt Damon's neck. Hey, Matt. Matt. Is this one of those movies where you're an educated Boston street tough? - I don't have to take that crap from you. - You have to, my friend. I'm your neck. What are you gonna do choke me? You'll die if you do that. Can somebody from Wardrobe get a scarf? Oh, I'm still gonna I'll just talk louder. Ben Affleck married Jennifer Garner but you married a bartender with a kid. These are facts. What do I gotta do, doc? You don't have to do anything. We're isolating and studying the effects of various genes. We're just gonna give you experimental injections and record the results. - What's this one? - We call this the squirrel gene. It's effects will become apparent shortly. - Okay, what's next? - This is the Seth Rogen gene. It will give you the appearance of being funny even though you haven't actually done anything funny. Hey, doc, are we gonna be much longer? I gotta get some beers with the fellas before I go out on this date. How charming and chubby. I'm rooting for you. All right, Mr. Griffin. We're gonna inject you with what we believe we've isolated as the gay gene. - I don't understand. - Well, if we're correct we will have proven that homosexuality is genetic and not choice or environment. Are you crazy? I don't wanna take a chance on being gay. We'll give you $ 125. All right, I'll do it. Boy, you're more persuasive than James Bond. Now, time for some unfinished business. - No, James. - Yes. - No, James. - Yes, you're going to have sex with me. - No, James! I don't want to. - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. - Okay, yes. - See that? Fifty noes and a yes means yes. Hi. So how'd the medical experiments go? So good, Lois. So good. I'm gonna squeeze right in here if my thighs will let me. Peter, what exactly did they inject you with? Oh, all sorts of things. Hepatitis vaccine, a couple of steroids the gay gene, calcium, a vitamin B extract. - What did you say? - The gay gene. I assume that's the one you meant, though it wasn't the last I said when you said, "What did you say?" It was the most unusual. Yes, that's the one I meant. Peter, are you gay? Guilty. Did anybody see that absolutely fabulous piece on Fiji in yesterday's travel section? I wish I was Beyoncé. Maybe you should go back and have that doctor undo whatever he did. I mean, you're not gay. - What? - I said homosexuality is wrong. Are you? Are you being serious right now? Keep it in the bedroom, you know? I'm not holding your face with my heterosexuality. No, you are not. Dad, now that you're gay, I don't have to have sex with you, do I? Not unless you want to. Oh! Oh, my muffins are ready. You made muffins? Well, it wasn't the muffin fairy. Or was it? - Go ahead, try it. - Peter Try it. Dad, I think Mom's right. You should go back to that doctor. Well, now, wait a minute, Meg. Let's not be too hasty. These are delicious. - What's the secret ingredient? - Spugizakom. - Ew! - What? Oh, you Oh, you thought No, no, no. Spugizakom, it's a sugar substitute from the Czech Republic. That's right. Spugizakom. All right, I'll say it. What the hell are you drinking? A pomtini. It's a pomegranate martini. I read about them in the issue of In Style. They're what Courtney Thorne-Smith served at her bachelorette party. Mm. So you guys feel like watching the game at my house on Sunday? - Sounds good. - That'd be good. Hey, Quagmire. - Quagmire. - Yeah? I'll be there. Well, I think I better get going. Yeah, why don't you and Cleveland both get going? Hey, hey, hey, where you guys going? If we're gonna do this, we're gonna do it my way. - Darn it! - Knock, knock. What's the problem, champ? Why is math so hard? You know, it doesn't have to be. One trick I used is turning things into a word problem. For example, if there are three glory holes in the bathroom at the club and 28 guys at the circuit party how many rotations of guys will it take before everybody's had a turn? - I don't know. - Nine, with a remainder of Brent. Oh. Because Brent can't fit in the glory hole And that's why we all like Brent We now return to That Black Guy Must Be Doing Well Because Everything He Owns is White. Hey, how you doing? Wow. He must be doing well. Well, here's the new nightie you picked out for me. What do you think? I'm jealous of Miss Eats-Anything-She-Wants and-Still-Fits-Into-a-Size-Four. I could scratch your eyes out. You know, Peter, with all the shopping and cooking and decorating I have to say I'm really liking the new you an awful lot. An awful lot. What are you doing? I'm fooling around. Come on, sweetie. Let's have some fun. Lois, I'm gay. Wait a minute, you mean, we can't have sex? No. But, Peter, we're married. Tony Randall was married, Lois. Rock Hudson was married. Ronald Reagan was married. Did you reach a missile pact? Well, you could say that. There was a missile. And something definitely got packed. Did you discuss ICBMs? Well, I did see a BM. So would you consider this a successful summit? Oh, yes. I summited three times. Are you finished with butt-fucking puns? Just tell me. Is there anything you can do to remove this gene? Mrs. Griffin, it really doesn't work that way. We wait for the effects to wear off. - Well, how long will that take? - A week, a month, a year. Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes. Rent, Rent, Rent. He could be this way for the rest of his life. I don't see the big deal. I like myself this way. It's a very big deal. You'll be treated differently just like my Uncle Ray with a really high-up anus. I'll be out in a minute. - So Dad's gonna be gay forever? - Possibly, Meg. We're all gonna have to get used to this and learn to accept your father for who he is. Great plan, Lois. Hey, here's a nutty idea. Ever read the Bible? Leviticus 18:22. You're judgmentally quoting Bible verses and you don't even know how to read. Welcome to America, Brian. Hi, everybody. This is Scott. Oh, who's Scott? My soul mate, Lois. I'm here. I'm queer. Don't get used to it, I'm leaving you. - What? - I'm sorry, Lois. I can't deny who I am any longer. I am Peter Griffin, homosexual. And that's how I'm gonna live my life. Yeah, I think that's perfectly disgusting. Every time you do it, you're basically sodomizing Jesus. I just wanna point that out. Chris, you're the man of the house. Take the lessons I've taught and be the best leader of this household you can. I will, Dad. Oh, God. I miss Peter so much. Gay or not, I just wish he was still here. I miss Dad too, Mom, but we'll manage somehow. We're still a family, right? Yeah, I mean, we're tighter than an Asian family. - You doctor yet? - No, Dad. I'm 12. Talk to me when you doctor. I am so gay for you, Scott. I'm so gay for you, Peter. - Penis for your thoughts. - I just You complete me, you know that? You just make me wanna be a gayer man. Oh, come here. - And you don't miss your wife at all? - Oh, sure I do. But this is a whole new chapter in my life, Scott. And that chapter is all about you. Oh, Peter. Let's snuggle on the couch and watch Lifetime. We now return to Meredith Baxter in Raped by a Clown. It was awful. He made me do things, awful things. Awful things. What kinds of things? I don't even wanna talk about it. You sure you don't need any house repairs, Mrs. Griffin? No, thanks, Rick. Ever since Peter left our house hasn't been destroyed by shenanigans on a weekly basis. God, I feel so bad for Lois. She really misses Peter. I wish there was something we could do. Well, there is, Brian. I looked into it. Straight Camp. Straight Camp? Yeah, it's where gays go to get cured. This is dated last year. Yeah, I just I just had it lying around. I don't know. It goes against everything I believe in. At this point, I'm willing to try anything. Oh, for the love of penis. What the? Where am I? This is Straight Camp, Peter. I'm sorry, but I'm doing this for Lois. By the time you get out, you'll be back to your old self. Welcome to Straight Camp. You've made a choice to renounce your evil, sinful ways and redeem yourselves in the eyes of your lord and savior, Jesus who hates many people, but none more than homosexuals. And through our carefully structured program, you will succeed. All right, men. This is Harry the homosexual. - Say hi to everyone, Harry. - Hi, fellas. I sure do love being gay. Harry's choice of lifestyle is wrong. So we're gonna beat him up for it. Now, take these baseball bats and get to it. All right, good so far. No, no, no. Don't use the bats like that. No, don't use them like that either. All right, look. Just put them down and use your fists. No, no. Not like that! This next exercise will train you to talk like a straight man. Peter, we'll start with you. Repeat every word I say exactly as I say it. Me and my friends Polly and Matty are going out to drink a ton of beers. My friends and I are going out but we're not drinking. Those are empty calories. Then we'll play full-contact football in the park with no pads or helmets. Then we're gathering at Alan and Omar's for bad-movie night. Then it's straight to the bars to find women to have sex with. Then it's straight to the gym for crunches and eye contact with strangers. - Peter! - Don't give me that look. That's what you said. I said it right back to you. Oh, come here. - And you don't miss your wife at all? - Oh, sure I do. But this is a whole new chapter in my life, Scott. And that chapter is all about you. Oh, Peter. Let's snuggle on the couch and watch Lifetime. We now return to Meredith Baxter in Raped by a Clown. It was awful. He made me do things, awful things. Awful things. What kinds of things? I don't even wanna talk about it. You sure you don't need any house repairs, Mrs. Griffin? No, thanks, Rick. Ever since Peter left our house hasn't been destroyed by shenanigans on a weekly basis. God, I feel so bad for Lois. She really misses Peter. I wish there was something we could do. Well, there is, Brian. I looked into it. Straight Camp. Straight Camp? Yeah, it's where gays go to get cured. This is dated last year. Yeah, I just I just had it lying around. I don't know. It goes against everything I believe in. At this point, I'm willing to try anything. Oh, for the love of penis. What the? Where am I? This is Straight Camp, Peter. I'm sorry, but I'm doing this for Lois. By the time you get out, you'll be back to your old self. Welcome to Straight Camp. You've made a choice to renounce your evil, sinful ways and redeem yourselves in the eyes of your lord and savior, Jesus who hates many people, but none more than homosexuals. And through our carefully structured program, you will succeed. All right, men. This is Harry the homosexual. - Say hi to everyone, Harry. - Hi, fellas. I sure do love being gay. Harry's choice of lifestyle is wrong. So we're gonna beat him up for it. Now, take these baseball bats and get to it. All right, good so far. No, no, no. Don't use the bats like that. No, don't use them like that either. All right, look. Just put them down and use your fists. No, no. Not like that! This next exercise will train you to talk like a straight man. Peter, we'll start with you. Repeat every word I say exactly as I say it. Me and my friends Polly and Matty are going out to drink a ton of beers. My friends and I are going out but we're not drinking. Those are empty calories. Then we'll play full-contact football in the park with no pads or helmets. Then we're gathering at Alan and Omar's for bad-movie night. Then it's straight to the bars to find women to have sex with. Then it's straight to the gym for crunches and eye contact with strangers. - Peter! - Don't give me that look. That's what you said. I said it right back to you. Oh, excuse me. I'm sorry to bother you, but I didn't know where else to go. I haven't seen Peter in two days and I thought he might be here. What? Oh, my God. Peter's missing? Hey, hang on, hang on. Before anyone gets too worked up, I know where Peter is. - Where? - I put him in a straight camp. - You what? - Oh, you bastard. Brian, what? Why did you do that? It's just you seemed so unhappy and I just wanted to help you get your husband back. Who knows? By now, Peter could be completely heterosexual again. Stop! Lois, what are you doing here? I'm here to get you out of this place, Peter. I'm taking you back to Scott. Really? You're not still upset about my leaving? There's nothing I'd want more than to have you back but your place is in Scott now. I mean, a person's sexual identity is no more a choice than the color of his skin. This is who you are, I can't change you. And it would be wrong for me to try. Oh, Lois, you've made me happier than a pig among guinea pigs. All right, I think we're all in agreement. I'm in charge here. Hi, Peter. Hi, Scott. Guess what. I have a welcome-home surprise for you. Dish, dish, dish. Remember how you told me your ultimate fantasy was to have an 11-way? Oh, my God, yes, I do, and you so did not even. Oh, but I did. Yoo-hoo! Guys. Oh, here are my notes about the gay gene. It wears off after two and a half weeks. Oh, great. Now I can't find Mrs. Griffin's number. Okay, everybody ready? Oh, God, I feel like a kid in a candy store who's having sex with a bunch of gay guys. Wait a minute. What's going on here? Holy crap! Ah! These are mine. Ah! So we're just, like, never gonna talk about this again? That's right, sweetie. Well, I'm just happy to have your father home again. Yeah, and thank God everything's back to normal. Take back your freakin' horse!
2019.04.02 18:59 radiofan15The Aughties Rock Bands Rate
https://preview.redd.it/umw8c9j1qvp21.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=63d9d8f99fc996152bac924850a867de767fe595 DISCLAIMER: The theme for this write-up was chosen one week ago… so this is not a response to the April’s Fool shitposting that happened yesterday You, already on the thin line between being considered a millennial and a Generation Z’er, are on your way to your fourth consecutive day of binge-drinking with the sistahs and, of course, the sugar daddies who pay for everything. While waiting for your Lyft drive to arrive, you’re playing the Popheads-approved “Modern songs that sounds like they came from the era in which GAGA was the biggest star in the world” Apple Music playlist on shuffle on your iPhone XS Plus (of course), the AirPods set on the maximum volume possible barely lets you notice when your driver arrives. While your driver is taking you to your destination, a familiar song starts to play: It’s Charli XCX and Bottom Sivan’s 1999, but you can't just bop to it as usual, because something weird is happening… something inside you... you don’t know how they’re called because you stopped feeling them a long time ago, but that thing you’re experiencing is called E•MO•TIONS, mostly NOSTALGIA. “I just wanna go back… back to 1999”, you say gently as if it was the stripped-down version the one playing on your phone. “IT’S REWIND TIME BITCH”, says your Lyft driver, who you just noticed is Will Smith in blueface. Suddenly everything’s getting blurry which is unusual because you’re not drunk (yet)… before you notice, you are on a very familiar room, with a wall covered on Pokémon posters, a Nintendo 64 connected to a 15” square-shaped TV (“I have taken bigger dicks than that TV!”) and the all-familiar sound of your mother asking where's “the second VHS tapeof Titanic”…. you ACTUALLY went back, back to 1999! But there’s a twist: It’s actually December 31st of 1999! “Stupid motherfuckingjiggityGenie”, you angrily whisper as the realization that everything you knew it hasn’t happened yet and you’re trapped on the soon-to-be New Millennium. Soon your grief and shock turns to happiness as you’ll be able to experience the OTHER Golden Era of Pop Music Popheads can’t leave behind: Britney in her peak! Kylie charting on the US! Janet when she was relevant! J.Lo when she wasn’t the Public Enemy No. 1! Mariah being known outside of Christmas season! oh, and Christina too! But of course destiny will have some different plans for you… https://preview.redd.it/ago8prn3qvp21.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=60e290fb7369e64123c264b51234f160ce919f7b Some months have passed ever since that godawful 2YK party that included three consecutive reprises of Waiting For Tonight and the world is still an innocent place as the two biggest disasters of the early portion of the decade (9/11 and Glitter) are still over a year away; on the meantime you’re still an innocent kid who, like many others, loves to watch Dragon Ball Z on Cartoon Network, and although you don’t like the violence you need to get your dose of shirtless muscled guys from somewhere not suspicious. “Stop watching cartoons you f\ggot*” says your brother as he takes away the control and changes the channel to MTV, back on the day in which they still played music. “Hey, it’s Linkin Park!”, you curiously proclaim as you realize you’re watching the video of their debut single One Step Closer, and the only reason your Gaga-loving ass knows about this song is because you use to date this guy who made Naruto/Dragon Ball/Bleach-themed AMVs (fan-made music videos featuring anime clips) set to Linkin Park’s early discography. “How do you know them? You’re too gay for them”, asks your lovely brother. “My friends talk about them on school all the time”, you lie to him as the memory of Chester Bennington makes the whole watching a little bit too uncomfortable but then you realize something… you are just a gay twink trapped on the body of your young-self and can’t do anything about any tragic event that might happen on the future due to the possibility of affecting your own timeline, this includes Chester’s tragic death and the fact that your homophobic brother would join a cult on the next years so you’ll never see him again anyway, making you decide to embrace the situation and enjoy the time you might have with those who would leave before their due time. It doesn’t hurt that you actually ended up liking the song. Listening to your brother’s copy of Hybrid Theory you have the already obvious epiphany that not everything has to be pop… sure, Britney is slaying as usual, Enrique Iglesias is still tolerable and somehow Moby is a pop star, but Hybrid Theory is surprisingly appealing to you (it might be the time period, or maybe you didn’t gave it a chance back in the day because of your ewww males mentality) and because it would take a while to catch on (the album wouldn't truly became mainstream until early 2002) you found yourself enjoying it on the meantime… before over 31 other million people turned it into the third best-selling debut album of all time (behind Appetite for Destruction and Bat Out of Hell) and the best-selling rock album of the century, while also giving the band a nomination for Best Rock Album and Best New Artist at the Grammy's.
https://preview.redd.it/h3q7ib55qvp21.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb5e200ac92fc02cad03d8fa0c2eb35ad808c86a It’s 2003 and the memories of your time are slowly vanishing, replaced by the hyperactive hormones of a prepubescent male and your constant boredom: There’s no Instagram, no YouTube, no Reddit and (gasp) no Grindr… there’s barely any internet at all, as you spend your precious computer time playing Minesweeper and 3D Pinball; celebrity gossip and music are fun to follow, but they leave you feeling empty, and there’s not enough entertaining enough to distract you from the fact that 2019 seems like it still centuries away… that is until a poster at the bus stop catches your attention:
“Hey I saw this show on Netflix…” you say as a single tear shreds from all the lost shows you left incomplete “and Affleck was a good Batman, this can be cool”… spoiler: it wasn’t. Leaving aside the long list of issues you had with that movie, the soundtrack stuck with you… more specifically two songs: a hard rock song performed by a chick (“finally! a woman who can rock that’s not a pop star in disguise like Avril”) and a guy you swear is Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park used during a terrible and impractical training montage, and a funeral scene with a gorgeous piano ballad sung by the same chick. Who are they? Where did they came from? Was that really Mike Shinoda? It doesn’t matter because that awful scene with the sandbags turned this band into international superstars, with their debut album Fallen selling over 17 million copies worldwide and giving them a Grammy for Best New Artist (against a still salty 50 Cent) and a nomination for Best Rock Album and Album of the Year. Now you can finally listen to a female artist without feeling too gay, mostly because in this period the slutty pop girls are sluttier than usual, the punk ladies are poppier than expected or the calmed artists are more soccer-mommy than usual; you thank the gay Gods the chance to finally have someone to… Cartman? to Kyle? to Kenny? You forgot the word, but the sentiment is there.
NOTE: We will be rating the piano/album version of My Immortal*, the single/band version is included in the Bonus Rate* https://preview.redd.it/jdriymf7qvp21.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=adb23e550e0186e719a41f5a2ea9656273c46c7a Puberty has finally reached your body and suddenly you don’t want to be THAT gay: 2019 is far behind and you have already forgotten about everything that happened around that era, you stopped caring about pop, you think George W. Bush is the worst president that could ever exist and you need something that expresses all the rage and energy accumulated ever since. “DON’T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT”, says a mysterious and bisexual voice on the radio with such a conviction and energy that you go postal and turn into a socialist anarchist. The album itself, also titled American Idiot, is not as political as you though, or even as punk rock as the lead single suggested… but, who cares? For Green Day, American Idiot would be a return to form after a low-selling era in 2004, with over 16 million copies sold worldwide while giving God’s favorite band a nomination for Album of the Year and a win for Best Rock Album at the Grammy's, and also having a successful Broadway adaptation of the album with an upcoming film adaption also planned… for you, it ended up being your implosion point, as you has already left 2019 behind and decided to embrace the coolness of the 2000s: ugly Myspace profiles that are the shit, downloading your music from Limewire because you have too much flava for buying stuff, thinking you’re the da bomb for flexing your Moto RAZR everywhere while thinking that the TV show Lost is the whackest show ever. The 2000s were weird and you have been fully assimilated into them, but nothing would prepare you for the mess that would be 2008 and everything beyond that…
American Idiot(music video) (#61 on Billboard, nominated for Record of the Year, Best Rock Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocal, Best Rock Song and Best Music Video at th Grammys)
NOTE: Streaming and digital versions of the album has some of the tracks combined; we’ll be ranking them separately, as they appeared on the original physical album and early editions https://preview.redd.it/k2wum4p8qvp21.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=2d0897b29f204ef5ad7703fe67ab9f16988c2e96 As soon as Just Dance (the song, not the videogame) became popular in 2008 and you get to listen to it for the first time, something awakens inside of you… something gay, something messy, something weird; as expected, a mental breakdown ensues as the memories of your former era came back and you realize you have to relieve ABSOLUTELY everything once again. And all of that thanks to a stupid Genie. NOTE: I know this bonus rate is longer than a Drake album but this might be the only chance in so many years for us to rate these artists so I promise it’s gonna be worth it…
Just like Eurovision, we will be giving a score from 1-8, one 10 and one 12 to ten different participants… however, instead of ranking songs we will be ranking musicians!
Any band and rock artist who debuted, found mainstream/semi-mainstream popularity, were consistently popular or made a comeback during the 2000s is eligible; you can choose either nu-metal acts (Korn, Limp Bizkit, etc.), emo bands (MCR, Fall Out Boy, etc.) pop-rock singers (even the Jonas and Avril are eligible), veteran performers with at least two albums released during the decade (Metallica, Tool), folk or indie stuff with a somewhat rock-leaning sound (Grizzly Bear, Sigur Rós, etc.) and many other choices, so don’t be afraid to throw me a PM and ask me about it. P.S. The bands included on the main rate are also eligible!
Use this pre-prepared link to send your scores, replacing the capitalized ARTIST with the performer of your choice (keep the name in ALL CAPS) and a short explanation for your choice replacing the small writeup portion (preferably all in lowercase). Because I will be compiling the results manually, please respect the format.
Those who completed the entire main and bonus rate (all of the 56 songs) will receive an special secret power-up that might or might not influence some of the final results!
This ranking is INDEPENDENT of the main rate… you don’t need to participate in it for you to send your scores for the Aughtiesvision ranking!
This ranking is not THAT serious so some shitposting around the scores or your choices is allowed… but please try to be somewhat civil...
More details about this ranking will be announced soon.
Listen to every song listed and give it a score between one (1) if you think it’s as bad as a Jennifer Lopez b-side and ten (10) if you think it was snubbed at the Grammy's. You may only use a single decimal point- i.e. 6.9 is fine, but 6.69 is not and 6.669 is even less aceptable, please don’t be immature.
You may give one song an score of zero (0) if it deserves a death by a thousand cuts and one song an score of eleven (11) if you love turning things up. These should be reserved for your favorite and least favorite track respectively. It is OBLIGATORY to leave a comment on any of those scores.
There is a bonus round but that one is optional, you wouldn’t be publicly shamed if you decide to skip it… but in case you wanna do it (and I would appreciate it), you can rate as many songs as you want (you don’t have to rate all of the 20 songs) but also you can’t give out the aforementioned zero (0) or eleven (11) scores to any of those songs.
The Aughtiesvision ranking is also optional and entirely separated from the main ranking so even if you don’t participate on the main rate you can be part of the mess-in-the-making that would be the Aughtiesvision.
You must use the prepared link below to send in your scores.
Feel free to PM me on Reddit ( u/radiofan15 ) if you'd like to change any of your scores.
DO NOT SABOTAGE. There would be an undisclosed hard minimum for album scores, so if you submit a ballot with a score below that threshold, I would calmly ask you to change your scores or they would be rejected…
With the exception of your 0 and your 11, comments to any song or album are optional. The following format is the only acceptable format for song and album comments, respectively:
Wake Me Up When September Ends: 11 In October someone please wake up the guy from Green Day Album: Fallen: Outsold Transformers 2, Linkin Park are SHOOK
Any of the following formats are INCORRECT (they crash our program) and must be RECTIFIED or else your ballot will be declared THE WEAKEST LINK… GOODBYE!:
Wake Me Up When September Ends: 11 - In October someone please wake up the guy from Green Day Wake Me Up When September Ends: In October someone please wake up the guy from Green Day… oh, and also give this BOP an 11 just like me Wake Me Up When September Ends: (11) In October someone please wake up the guy from Green Day! Album: Fallen – Outsold Transformers 2, Linkin Park are SHOOK Album: Fallen (Outsold Transformers 2, Linkin Park are SHOOK)
2018.10.21 07:56 ADWeasleyIn defense of Pete Davidson...
Tl;dr Cut Pete some slack. He’s stuck between a rock and a hard place. Pete has been a widely discussed figure on this forum for many different reasons: his questionable skills as a sketch performer, his mental illness, disappearance from the show, reappearance on the show, his WU pieces, and (of course) his former relationship with Ariana Grande. This post will be discussing the latter. I (purposely) know very little about the details of their relationship, but if you own a television or any form of social media it was difficult to escape news of their engagement this summer. If it was difficult for us to escape it, how do you think it was for Pete? I’ve seen him criticized here for capitalizing on his relationship for jokes on the show this year which are now ‘dated,’ but what was Pete to do? I don’t remember him mentioning the relationship on the show before the engagement (someone can correct me if I’m wrong) but it was all anyone would talk about. Another SNL alum (Jimmy Fallon) only invited Pete on the Tonight Show for the first time to discuss his relationship with AG. Pete is a comic who unabashedly has discussed his mental illness, drug use, bullying, and his father’s death. When his relationship became such a reference point to the entire world, it would have been odd for Pete not to mention it. I also find it strange that people are referring to it as dated when more than half of the show’s history is dated. In relationships alone, people like Ben Affleck and Jennifer GarneDemi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have made references (jokes) to their relationship only to break up a short time later. This was a significant moment in a cast member’s life. It only makes sense that a comedian would try to get ahead of the joke while other people were obsessing over it. I don’t think Pete was capitalizing on his relationship for attention. I just think he had no other choice but to reference what was happening only for it to lead to sad (for them) results.
OJ Simpson laughs off his murders with Sacha Baron Cohen, Art Alexakis from Everclear calls in, Demi Lovato’s drug dealeboyfriend talks to TMZ, the Brampton Batman breaks his silence with us, John McCain’s mom is still alive and Drew wants everyone to know he just worked out.
2016.09.17 08:52 ExigentCalmSo... Why does Ben Affleck date only Jennifer's?
Hey guys. Lots of rums tonight, but I have a thought. Ben Affleck dated Jennifer Lopez, then Gweynneth Paltrow (derivative of Jennifer) and then Jennifer Garner. Like home bro predominantly dates Jennifer's. And don't get me wrong, they're hot Jennifers, but why not mix in some Stacys or Amanda's or Diana's or something?
2016.05.03 06:20 mookiebomberIt's that time of the year again;  will have unforgettable releases. Here are 41 upcoming films that you shouldn't miss.
It's that time of the year again,  will have unforgettable releases. Here are the upcoming films that you shouldn't miss. Inspired by last years' post, I wanted to make one for 2016 now that the movie season is upon us (The majority of Oscar nominated films get released in the second half of the year and earl 2017 pre-Oscars) so May seems like a good time to get pumped up for great film. Also, some suggested last year that I should include the release dates, so I did, and I tried to list them in order of their current known release dates, please note that these are always subject to change,
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Steve Carell, Jesse Eisenberg, Blake Lively
A young man arrives in Hollywood during the 1930s hoping to work in the film industry. There, he falls in love, and finds himself swept up in the vibrant café society that defined the spirit of the age.
George Clooney, Julia Roberts
Financial TV host Lee Gates and his producer Patty are put in an extreme situation when an irate investor takes over their studio.
The Nice Guys
Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling
A private eye investigates the apparent suicide of a fading porn star in 1970s Los Angeles and uncovers a conspiracy.
Alice Through the Looking Glass
Johnny Depp, Anne Hathaway, Sacha Baron Cohen
Alice returns to the whimsical world of Wonderland and travels back in time to save the Mad Hatter.
Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence
With the emergence of the world's first mutant, Apocalypse, the X-Men must unite to defeat his extinction level plan.
USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
Mario Van Peebles
Nicolas Cage, Tom Sizemore
The harrowing true story of the crew of the USS Indianapolis, who were stranded in the Philippine Sea for five days after delivering the atomic weapons that would eventually end WWII.
The Conjuring 2
Vera Farmiga, Patrick Wilson
Lorraine and Ed Warren travel to north London to help a single mother raising four children alone in a house plagued by malicious spirits.
Colin Firth, Jude Law, Nicole Kidman
A chronicle of Max Perkins's time as the book editor at Scribner, where he oversaw works by Thomas Wolfe, Ernest Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald and others.
The Neon Demon
Nicolas Winding Refn
Elle Fanning, Keanu Reeves
When aspiring model Jesse moves to Los Angeles, her youth and vitality are devoured by a group of beauty-obsessed women who will take any means necessary to get what she has.
Albert Brooks, Ellen DeGeneres, Diane Keaton
The friendly-but-forgetful blue tang fish reunites with her loved ones, and everyone learns a few things about the real meaning of family along the way.
Free State of Jones
Matthew McConaughey, Keri Russell
As civil war divides the nation, a poor farmer from Mississippi leads a group of rebels against the Confederate army.
Independence Day: Resurgence
Jeff Goldblum, Liam Hemsworth, Maika Monroe
Two decades after the first Independence Day invasion, Earth is faced with a new extra-Solar threat. But will mankind's new space defenses be enough?
Mark Rylance, Bill Hader
A girl named Sophie encounters the Big Friendly Giant who, despite his intimidating appearance, turns out to be a kindhearted soul who is considered an outcast by the other giants because unlike his peers refuses to eat boys and girls.
Viggo Mortensen, George MacKay
In the forests of the Pacific Northwest, a father devoted to raising his six kids with a rigorous physical and intellectual education is forced to leave his paradise and enter the world, challenging his idea of what it means to be a parent.
Matt Damon, Julia Stiles
Jason Bourne, now remembering who he truly is, tries to uncover hidden truths about his past.
John Lee Hancock
Michael Keaton, Laura Dern, Nick Offerman
The true story of McDonald's founder, Ray Kroc.
Kevin Spacey, Christopher Walken, Jennifer Garner
A stuffy businessman finds himself trapped inside the body of his family's cat.
Will Smith, Jared Leto, Margot Robbie, Ben Affleck
A secret government agency recruits imprisoned supervillains to execute dangerous black ops missions in exchange for clemency.
Florence Foster Jenkins
Meryl Streep, Hugh Grant, Rebecca Ferguson
The story of Florence Foster Jenkins, a New York heiress who dreamed of becoming an opera singer, despite having a terrible singing voice.
The Light Between Oceans
Michael Fassbender, Rachel Weisz, Alicia Vikander
A lighthouse keeper and his wife living off the coast of Western Australia raise a baby they rescue from an adrift rowboat.
Tom Hanks, Laura Linney, Aaron Eckhart
The story of Chesley Sullenberger, who became a hero after gliding his plane along the water in the Hudson River, saving all of his 155 passengers.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Shailene Woodley, Nicolas Cage
CIA employee Edward Snowden leaks thousands of classified documents to the press.
The Magnificent Seven
Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, Vincent D'Onofrio
Seven gun men in the old west gradually come together to help a poor village against savage thieves.
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children
Eva Green, Samuel L. Jackson
When Jacob discovers clues to a mystery that spans different worlds and times, he finds Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. But the mystery and danger deepen as he gets to know the residents and learns about their special powers.
Hell or High Water
Chris Pine, Jeff Bridges
A divorced dad and his ex-con brother resort to a desperate scheme in order to save their family's farm in West Texas.
Ben Affleck, Anna Kendrick, J.K. Simmons
A forensic accountant un-cooks the books for illicit clients.
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
Tom Cruise, Cobie Smulders
Jack Reacher returns to the headquarters of his old unit, only to find out he's now accused of a 16-year-old homicide.
Tom Hanks, Felicity Jones
After waking up in a hospital room in Florence, Italy, with no memory of what has occurred for the last few days, Robert Langdon suddenly finds himself the target of a manhunt.
Benedict Cumberbatch, Rachel McAdams
After his career is destroyed, a brilliant but arrogant and conceited surgeon gets a new lease on life when a sorcerer takes him under her wing and trains him to defend the world against evil.
Michael Shannon, Joel Edgerton
Richard and Mildred Loving, an interracial couple, are sentenced to prison in Virginia in 1958 for getting married.
Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk
Joe Alwyn, Garrett Hedlund, Kristen Stewart, Vin Diesel, Steve Martin
An infantryman recounts the final hours before he and his fellow soldiers return to Iraq.
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
Eddie Redmayne, Colin Farrell, Jon Voight
The adventures of writer Newt Scamander in New York's secret community of witches and wizards seventy years before Harry Potter reads his book in school.
Manchester by The Sea
Casey Affleck, Michelle Williams
An uncle is forced to take care of his teenage nephew after the boy's father dies.
Brad Pitt, Marion Cotillard
Set in 1942 following a French-Canadian spy who falls in love and marries a French agent during a dangerous mission in Casablanca. He is notified that his wife is likely a Nazi spy and begins his own investigation of her.
Liam Neeson, Adam Driver, Andrew Garfield
In the seventeenth century, two Jesuit priests face violence and persecution when they travel to Japan to locate their mentor and propagate Christianity.
La La Land
Ryan Gosling, Emma Stone, J.K. Simmons
A jazz pianist falls for an aspiring actress in Los Angeles.
Will Smith, Kate Winslet, Edward Norton, Helen Mirren, Jonah Hill
A tragic event sends a New York ad man on a downward spiral.
Michael Fassbender, Marion Cotillard
When Callum Lynch explores the memories of his ancestor Aguilar and gains the skills of a Master Assassin, he discovers he is a descendant of the secret Assassins society.
Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt
A spacecraft traveling to a distant colony planet and transporting thousands of people has a malfunction in its sleep chambers. As a result, two passengers are awakened 60 years early.
Mark Wahlberg, J. K. Simmons, John Goodman, Michelle Monaghan, Kevin Bacon
An account of Boston Police Commissioner Ed Davis's actions in the events leading up to the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing and the aftermath, which includes the city-wide manhunt to find the terrorists behind it.
The Last Face
Charlize Theron, Javier Bardem, Jean Reno
A director of an international aid agency in Africa meets a relief aid doctor amidst a political/social revolution, and together face tough choices surrounding humanitarianism and life through civil unrest.
Talking Horse Productions presents “Ferdinand” at 7:30 p.m. Friday and Saturday and 2 p.m. Sunday at Talking Horse Theatre, 210 St. James St. Munro Leaf’s children’s book “The Story of Ferdinand” is the springboard for this one-man show featuring British actor Luke Tudball. Tickets range from $11 to $13. talkinghorseproductions.org.
Déjà Vu Comedy Club presents Chris Killian and JC Sibala at 9 p.m. Friday and Saturday. Tickets are $9 Friday, $10 Saturday. dejavucomedy.com.
Hal Holbrook in “Mark Twain, Tonight!” Saturday 7 PM at Jesse Auditorium. Hal Holbrook reprises his magnificent portrayal of legendary American author, humorist and storyteller Mark Twain.
Show-Me State Games Hoopin’ It Up Friday-Sunday at Mizzou Student Rec Center. Youth basketball tournament for girls and boys 3rd-9th grade. SMSG.org
First Fridays in the North Village Arts District 6-9 PM. A FREE gallery crawl held the first Friday of each month in the North Village Arts District. Come explore the unique venues and enjoy the live music art and entertainment!
Columbia Farmers Market Saturday 8 AM – noon at the ARC. Experience the taste of mid-Missouri at the Columbia Farmers Market! Columbia Farmers Market moves back to the parking lot behind the ARC and runs every Saturday (March 19-October 29) from 8-noon. Fresh vegetables & fruit, meat, farm fresh eggs, cheeses, honey, cut flowers, plants, artisan items & more. As a producer-only market, everything sold here is offered by the farmers and artisans who help sustain our region. Food Stamps accepted at all markets. Live music at the ARC market every Saturday! Rain or Shine! 573-823-6889 columbiafarmersmarket.org.
Kite Flying Day Saturday 12 PM – 2 PM at Douglass Park. Bring your kites and let’s have a great time! A number of kites will be given to children that do not have one to fly. Contest categories are Largest Flying Kite, Smallest Flying Kite & the Highest Flyer. Prizes will be awarded to winners. Rain date is Saturday, April 16. Call 817-5077 for more information. Sponsored by Parks and Recreation. Free.
MaxTrax Duathlon Sunday 8 AM at Bethel Park. This two-distance duathlon format is the perfect event for those seasoned multi-sport athletes and the first-time participants. The short course can be completed on a road bike, a typical mountain bike or even a comfort-style bike. ultramaxsports.com/races/maxtrax/.
Rose Comedy Club: Pints and Punchlines Sunday 7 PM at Rose Music Hall. Join us for 10 courses of hilarious comedians [that you might have seen at Deja Vu Comedy Club, Stanford’s Comedy Club (KC), The Missouri Theater, The KC improv, The Funny Bone (STL), and countless other clubs, festivals and events] all piled on top of our barrel-aged funk house band, drink specials and scrumptious Pepe’s Mexican food!
Stephens College Softball vs. Central Methodist University TUE 2 PM Battle High School
Mizzou Softball vs. Tennessee FRI 6:30 PM, SAT 2 PM, SUN 12 PM at University Field
Columbia College presents its 37th annual Paper in Particular exhibition in its Sidney Larson Gallery through April 1. Ceramics works by Jason Hess and Dan Murphy are exhibited in the Greg Hardwick Gallery through April 1. web.ccis.edu/Departments/VisualArtsAndMusic.
The Montminy Gallery, located at the Boone County Historical Society, 3801 Ponderosa St., presents Through Weather and Time, an exhibit of works by Jane Mudd, through April 3. Gallery hours are 11 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Wednesday through Saturday, noon to 4:30 p.m. Sunday. boonehistory.org
Resident Arts, 1023 E. Walnut No. 3, presents new works by Fran Lakatos through April 10. residentarts.org.
Columbia Art League, 207 S. Ninth St., presents Passages and Pathways Tuesday through April 15. The exhibit takes its cues from “Off the Trail,” the theme for this year’s True/False Film Fest. A reception will be held from 6 to 8 p.m. Saturday. columbiaartleague.org.
Imago Gallery and Cultural Center, 1020 E. Broadway, presents Inkscape, with works by Lampo Leong, through April 22. imagocomo.org.
Orr Street Studios, 106 Orr St., hosts Tension and Repose, an exhibit of works by Elise Rugolo, through April 30. A reception will be held from 6 to 9 p.m. Friday. orrstreetstudios.com.
The State Historical Society of Missouri, located at Lowry Mall on the University of Missouri campus, will show Vernacular America in the 1930s and 1940s: The Art of Ben Messick and Fred Shane through May 2016. The exhibit will show the ways in which these Missouri artists depicted “ordinary Americans” in an extraordinary time. The Society also presents Picturing Politics: Political Images by George Caleb Bingham and Thomas Hart Benton through June. shs.umsystem.edu.
The University of Missouri Museum of Art and Archaeology, located at Mizzou North, 115 Business Loop 70 W., presents Afro-Cuban Artists: A Renaissance Tuesday through May 1. The exhibit prominently features the works of Manuel Mendive and Eduardo “Choco” Roca Salazar. The museum also presents Black American Artists: Envisioning Social Change through May 15. Museum hours are 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. Tuesday through Friday, noon to 4 p.m. Saturday and Sunday. maa.missouri.edu.
Mammifer, Jon Mueller, Nevada Greene 8 p.m. at Cafe Berlin; $5.
Open Mic, 8 p.m. at The Bridge; Free
Leighton Roden 7 to 10 p.m. at Murry’s.
New Madrid, Motel Radio 8 p.m. at Cafe Berlin; $5.
True Empty, Bummer, Fling, Bad Investments, 9pm at The Social Room; $3 to $5.
Leighton Roden 7 to 10 p.m. at Murry’s. Thursday
Ramblers Club feat River Kittens 9:30 pm at Rose Music Hall; Free.
John G Stewart Trio, 6 pm at Jazz, A Louisiana Kitchen.
Tom Andes, 7 to 10 p.m. at Murry’s.
Aaron Kamm and the One Drops, Driving Wheel, Surco 9 p.m. at The Blue Note; $5.
Joe Lewis Band 5 p.m. at Rose Music Hall; free.
Kitten, The Greeting Committee 9 p.m. at Rose Music Hall; $10 to $12.
Steddy P, Sensei Party, Andre Mariette, Apollo, 3HM 9 p.m. at The Social Room; $5.
Rich Berry Blues 6:30 p.m. at Jazz, A Louisiana Kitchen; free.
Bruce Poe Band 5 p.m. at Rose Music Hall; free.
Don’t Mind Dying, The Architects, 4 Skeevy Dudes 9 p.m. at Rose Music Hall; $5.
Miss Jubilee and the Humdingers 9 p.m. at The Social Room; $5 to $7.
Canyons, Roachblunt 8 p.m. at Cafe Berlin; $6.
Norm Jolly 6:30 p.m. at Jazz, A Louisiana Kitchen.
DeepWater 7:30 p.m. at VFW Post 280; $8.
The Wood Brothers 8:30 p.m. at the Blue Note; $20 Sunday
Champian Fulton 3:30 and 7 p.m. at Murry’s; $20 to $43.
MOVIE GUIDE 10 CLOVERFIELD LANE - - A young woman (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) is forced to cope with her new life after waking up from a nearly fatal accident in this thriller from director Dan Trachtenberg. After narrowly avoiding serious injuries in a car wreck, Michelle (Winstead) awakens in the care of a man who claims to have found her at the scene, and who brought her to his home after a catastrophic chemical attack devastated the surrounding area. BATMAN VS SUPERMAN: DAWN OF JUSTICE - Batman (Ben Affleck) and Superman (Henry Cavill) clash over differing philosophies about what kind of heroism is needed to protect the world, while the public they're defending is becoming increasingly mindful of the damage that superheroes and masked vigilantes cause. However, the duo are soon forced to confront an even greater threat created by nefarious billionaire Lex Luthor (Jesse Eisenberg). DEADPOOL - In this irreverent spin on the superhero genre, former Special Forces soldier Wade Wilson (Ryan Reynolds) agrees to participate in a top-secret experiment after learning that he has terminal cancer. When the procedure leaves him with advanced healing powers and a disfigured face, he reinvents himself as a wisecracking, spandex-clad mercenary known as Deadpool, and seeks revenge on those responsible. EYE IN THE SKY - In the US and UK, military officers survey a group of terrorists living in Kenya. When London-based Colonel Katherine Powell (Helen Mirren) discovers that they’re plotting a suicide bombing, she escalates the mission from “capture” to “kill.” But overseas, the American drone pilot (Aaron Paul) notices a nineyear-old girl entering the kill zone. An international dispute arises in this gripping political thriller, which co-stars Alan Rickman and Barkhad Abdi. HAIL, CAESAR! - Eddie Mannix (Josh Brolin), a slick Hollywood fixer, is pressed into action when superstar actor Baird Whitlock (George Clooney) is kidnapped and held for ransom by a mysterious group. Mannix races to quietly collect the ransom money without gossip columnist Hedda Hopper (Tilda Swinton) catching wind of the scandal. HELLO, MY NAME IS DORIS - In this delightful comedy, Sally Field stars as Doris, a kind and diligent clerical worker who regularly commutes to Manhattan from her cluttered Staten Island home, which she long shared with her recently deceased mother. When her employer hires a handsome, hip young art director named John (Max Greenfield), Doris finds herself with an unexpected workplace crush. With her family and friends looking askance, Doris starts spending time in Williamsburg with John and his friends. THE LADY IN THE VAN - In the 1970s, esteemed playwright Alan Bennett (The History Boys) befriended an enigmatic, eccentric homeless woman named Mary Shepherd. He let her park her makeshift home, an ugly yellow van, in his London driveway. Fifteen years later, Miss Shepherd (a superb Maggie Smith) still lives in the driveway of Bennett (Alex Jennings). What’s her story? LONDON HAS FALLEN - In this sequel to the 2013 action thriller Olympus Has Fallen, a terrorist plot unfolds in London as a number of politicians gather for the funeral of the British prime minister. A Secret Service agent (Gerald Butler), the U.S. president (Aaron Eckhardt), and an MI-6 operative (Charlotte Riley) must work together to stop the terrorists from assassinating the world's leaders and destroying the city's landmarks. MARGUERITE - Marguerite (Catherine Frot) is a wealthy French woman with a passion for opera music. In 1921, an audience travels to her luxurious castle to hear her perform. She opens her mouth and sings very earnestly but painfully out-of-tune. Yet she only receives compliments. Soon, Marguerite is given an opportunity to perform at a concert hall in Paris. This funny, sensitive French film scored ten nominations at the Césars (the French equivalent of the Oscars). MIRACLES FROM HEAVEN - In this religious drama based on a true story, a mother (Jennifer Garner) is devastated to learn that her ten-year-old daughter Anna (Kylie Rogers) has an incurable digestive disorder that causes her chronic pain. But when Anna is mysteriously cured of the ailment following a serious accident in which she falls three stories, her mom begins to believe that her recovery is a miracle. MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING 2 - In this sequel to the 2002 sleeper hit My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Toula (Nia Vardalos) finds her extended family rocked by the revelation that her mother and father were never really married -- which, of course, requires an even bigger Greek wedding so they can officially tie the knot. Meanwhile, Toula struggles to spice up her marriage to Ian (John Corbett), and is heartbroken when her daughter Paris (Elena Kampouris) says she wants to go to a distant college in order to get away from her overbearing clan. WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT - Eager for a new professional challenge, TV reporter Kim Baker (Tina Fey) decides to serve as a foreign correspondent in Afghanistan, where she is embedded with a Marine unit. During her time abroad, she is forced to contend with a fiery U.S. general (Billy Bob Thornton), and befriends a fellow reporter (Margot Robbie) and a British photographer (Martin Freeman) THE WITCH - A devoutly Puritan family in 1630s New England is exiled from their village and struggle to survive in their new home situated on the edge of a mysterious wilderness. The sinister, witching forces in the wilderness emerge silently to terrorize the family, first by stealing the youngest of their five children. As their life-sustaining crops fail, the family falls victim to paranoia and fear as they begin to turn on one another, suspecting young teen Thomasin (Anya Taylor-Joy) of witchcraft. With the vast majority of the dialogue culled from primary sources of the time period, Robert Eggers' shocking debut horror feature is a terrifying glimpse into a family descending into madness. ZOOTOPIA - In a city inhabited by anthropomorphic animals who have abandoned traditional predatoprey roles in favor of civilized coexistence, uptight rabbit police officer Judy Hopps (voiced by Ginnifer Goodwin) is forced to work with charismatic fox con artist Nick Wilde (Jason Bateman) to crack a major case involving the mysterious disappearance of some carnivorous citizens. But when a few of the missing critters reappear, having reverted to pre-enlightenment savagery, it exposes existing anti-carnivore prejudice among the city's herbivores that threatens to damage the fabric of their diverse metropolis.
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Daniel Radcliff ENFP & Dane DeHaan INFP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6Nn_cZLivY *together they show self correcting behavior, using their Te and Si. *socionics calls this a mirror relationship (http://www.socionics.com/rel/mrr.htm) Robert Downey Jr. ENFP & Jude Law ESTJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYpjw1Th7iIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm-Oga9_ePs *you'll see them take turns taking the lead and being laid back *socionics calls this relations of activity (http://www.socionics.com/rel/act.htm) Vlogbrothers- Hank Green ENFP & John Green INFP https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGaVdbSav8xWuFWTadK6loA Graham Norton ENFP & James McAvoy ENFP & Michael Fassbender ESTJ & Hugh Jackman ESTJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrwnzT8vK0w Jennifer Lawrence ENFP & Hugh Jackman+Bradley Cooper ESTJ (same reaction) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBXEXzaPFb8 Jimmy Fallon ENFP & Jeremy Renner ESTJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVKUOeTQYZk Jimmy Fallon ENFP & Bradley Cooper ESTJ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMvYTUSez_0 Other ENFPs: Jennifer Lawrence, Jimmy Fallon, Ellen Degeneres, Amanda Seyfried, Taylor Swift, Demi Lovato, Scarlett Johansson, Keira Knightley, Emma Watson, John Krasinski, James McAvoy, Nina Dobrev, Kristen Bell, Hailee Steinfeld, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Martin, Ellie Goulding, Adele, Kelly Clarkson, George Carlin, Robin Williams, Ricky Gervais, Aziz Ansari, Louis C.K., Alan Carr, Jimmy Kimmel, Obama (It's pretty adorable watching his interview with the Jimmys) Married ENFP couples: Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner, Chris Pratt & Anna Fariss Married ENFP, ESTJ couple: Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis Other INFPs: Liam Hemsworth, Bob Morley, Kodi Smit McPhee, Colbie Callait, Ed Sheeran, Eddie Redmayne Other ESTJs: Chris Hemsworth, Jeremy Renner, Bradley Cooper, Michael Fassbender, Hugh Jackman, Joe Jonas (dated Taylor Swift) ISFJ: Nicole Kidman (watch her on Jimmy Fallon-- where they poke fun of each other's differences, the Fe vs Fi), Emily Blunt (married to John Krasinski), Nicholas Hoult (dated Jennifer Lawrence), Dwayne Johnson, Nick Jonas ISTJ: Edward Snowden (gf Lindsey Mills ENFP) ENTP: INTP: Kristen Stewart, Jesse Eisenberg INFJ: Channing Tatum, Andrew Garfield, Jake Gyllenhaal, Tom Hiddleston, Benedict Cumberbatch edit: I'll be adding more. I think more links of the same thing will make it kind of messy.
About a few months before the actual filming started, Ben and I would have 3-4 hour sessions 5-6 times a week, but since the filming has already started, we usually meet 3-5 days a week for at average about to hours.
Squats on legs deadlifts, rows on back bench chest military on shoulders if you wanna lose your mane boobs you can go in two separate ways, you can do cardio and lose them that that, or you can weight life and burn the fat by lifting, I recomment lifting and do little cardio, perhaps a 10-20 jog 3 times a week, you also need to keep your diet good and know that results wont happen over night, results take time so dont be upset if your not seeing results quickly and talk to a trainer to teach u form.
Absolutely! It's imperative to keep his training at a high level, it's also 2 hours, because Ben does a lot of his own stunts so he must be able to physically complete his stunts without getting completely exhausted.
Abs are really complicated, diet is really important when trying to get abs, also make sure you put some weight training and cardio in, a very important think u must remember is to give your muscles enough time to rest, go online and look up different workout tips for the week the best one that I recomend is (chest and triceps on Monday) (Back and Biceps on Tue) (Shoulders on wed) (legs on thur) (arms on friday) thats what i personally do, try to get in abs workouts about 4 times a week atleast, and if you are not an experienced lifter then get a trainer to teach u form, cuz form is the most important thing in working out. Especially have someone teach u form on deadlift, you can seriously injure yourself if you dont do it right. have a good one man.
I don't work with clients who do steroids. It gives me a bad reputation as a trainer, Ben eats about 5000 calories a day, he may not always get that much in a day due to long hours at screening but we always make sure he eats a gram of protein per pound he ways, so about 250 grams.
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